June 24, 2008
June 16, 2008

Man, this weather is beautiful. This is like, weather that I dream about. -Thug #1 (using branch as hiking stick)

Yeah, but now my balls is itchin. -Thug #2

—Central Park

When Allergies Attack. (Overheard in NYC)
June 5, 2008
Oh hai!
Mayor Koch sat behind me at lunch today. Wazzup, hizzoner!?

Oh hai!

Mayor Koch sat behind me at lunch today. Wazzup, hizzoner!?

June 4, 2008
Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up……
Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up……