June 24, 2008
Buh bye, Bruno.

Now all’s we need is Shelly Silver to step down in favor of pursuing “other opportunities”.

Kthxbye!

June 16, 2008
“

Man, this weather is beautiful. This is like, weather that I dream about. -Thug #1 (using branch as hiking stick)

Yeah, but now my balls is itchin. -Thug #2

—Central Park
When Allergies Attack. (Overheard in NYC)
June 5, 2008
Oh hai! Mayor Koch sat behind me at lunch today. Wazzup, hizzoner!?

Oh hai!

Mayor Koch sat behind me at lunch today. Wazzup, hizzoner!?

June 4, 2008
Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up……
Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up……